. Life-Thoughts

�� W29`8`2007_5:50 Childishshe eighnt a verye good weigh tu carryh on, but ,take it fromme tHis long-time observer of human behaviour, adult is noe better.

"You are 100% respons;ible for h0w you feel" Bull SHIT! THis was obvhi0us:ly written bie s1 who duzznt under:stand the word & notion :feel. If you feel a pillow tHen what you feel is a pillow, not what you dec;ide you feel; if you feel an emerald tHen what you feel is an emerald not what you dec;ide you feel. THat is h0w tu under:stand :feel in psykhologic matters; it is clear:ly under:stood bie e1 0ut-side the world of personal develop:ment. If you feel badd it is because tHere's badd tooe powerful or tooe plenty:ful ,or boath, tu shut 0ut. Pretending tHat whatever is badd isn't badd maketh noe difference tu the fact tHat it is badd.
"Life is what you make [of] it"; Bull SHIT! If you get goeing with a really krapp starte in life, the like:ly:hood is tHat 50** later life is still goeing tu be krapp.
"You will get fromme the universe what you give tu the universe" - Oprah Winfrey. Soe what is the pointe of giveing it? Jusst keep it, and have the benefit of it the whole time. Get what you give plus 10%, tHat igh can see the point of. Igh think she missed an important detaighl.
"What you need is a good lawyer" Smeg, igh thought igh need a krapp lawyer!
"For every minute you are angryh you looze 60 seconds of happy:ness" Ralph Waldo Emerson. What a dork! THere are plenty of states of mind besides anger & happy:ness. A bitte of anger might save 1 fromme seri0us tedium.
"YOU CREATE YOUR OWN REALITY" Right, ime goeing tu create a reality in which igh have 100 million nicker.
http://youcreateyourownreality.com/
"Homophobic people are afreighd tHat theigh are gay [queer]". Noe we're not. You don't even need tu dooe research on it. Mygh dis:like of homostuff duzznt mean tHat ime a homo jusst azz mygh dis:like of rice pudding duzznt mean tHat ime a rice pudding.
"Crime duzznt paye." THis state:ment was common-place in the 70s; it was intend'd tu persuade plebeians not tu dooe theft, but it is absurd - if the crook duzznt get caught tHen crime payeth handsome:ly. Which is the better rate of paye: w0rking an hour for 10 nicker (well ab0ve the minimum wage) or grabbing a tener and running off? Noe w0nder tHey abandoned it!
"Feed a cold and staarve a fever." Not quhite a life-th0ught but jusst azz erroneous azz the previous thughts soe here it is. 1st, you dooe not want tu feed a cold, you want tu exterminate the sod. 2nd, you can't staarve a fever, the fever already hazz its food-supplie - the patient; tHat's the whole tr0uble. Soe whennce the dimmo maxim? S1 with a cold is in need of extra warmth and extra food, soe the course of action is obvhious. S1 with a fever is in need of extra warmth and extra food but hazz difficultyh with taking the food, soe the course of action is not soe obvhious. It sh0uld be apparent tHat pestering the patient with extra food is at best point:less. Not cookking food tHat isn't goeing tu be eaten is not the same azz staarve s1.
"You got everything tu live for" "You got everything goeing for you" "Only you can help you" "You got tu take the 1st step" "You don't want tu get well" "We dunne everything we can tu help you. And what have you dunne?: Throw it back at us". THis yrk:s0me baloney cometh fromme the sedulous studye of after-noon flicks and Trisha. Anyh melankholics interested in making comment on it?